| person: | she-- |
| me: | it's he. |
| person: | *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate-- |
| me: | yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years |
| AE: | I found a quote from Chart Magazine where you said Tegan was your celebrity crush. After a month on tour, AfterEllen.com readers are dying to know if Tegan is still your celebrity crush or is Sara your favorite now? |
| HW: | Sara's new haircut is really cute. I think it's causing me to stray. I might love her. But she thinks I love Tegan's songs more and I don't think she could be with anyone who loves Tegan's songs more. Have you ever met Sara? She's so egocentric. So wait — I still don't know which one I like more. |